One Referral, Two Referrals
A poem based on the book One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish (by Dr. Seuss)

One Referral, Two Referrals, Red Referrals, Blue Referrals.

Would you like one anywhere?
Would you like one with a mouse?
Would you like one here or there?
Would you like one anywhere?

Would you accept one frrom UPS,
Or a mailman in a dress?
Would you take one from Fed-Ex?
Would it be okay from a guy named Tex?
Would you run around the block,
To get a Referral in your frock?
Would you get upon your knees,
And beg for a Referral "please oh please?"
Would you give up fudge and cookies,
To get a Referral from Star Wars Wookies?
Would you dance nekkid like a loon,
If you knew your Referal was coming soon?
You'll get a Referral, oh yes you will
And of the wait you'll have had your fill.
Be you nekkid or with a Wookie,
Found with fudge cake or a cookie,
Around the block or in a frock,
In a house or with a mouse,
Referral it will come,
Because your child needs a mum! (like you)

- Author unknown(adapted)